I love you Zachary Scott. You are my world.
brainstatic:

Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.

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brainstatic:

Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.

Jul 23rd at 9AM / via: hello-my-name-is-moron / op: brainstatic / reblog / 46,243 notes

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

Jul 23rd at 9AM / via: sassmasterhope / op: yungbasedblogger / reblog / 680,712 notes

(Source: cocoa---beans)

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st0rmer:

Go fuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuck yourself

Jul 23rd at 12AM / via: hello-my-name-is-moron / op: st0rmer / reblog / 244,559 notes

(Source: nevillles)

Jul 23rd at 12AM / via: hello-my-name-is-moron / op: nevillles / reblog / 578,526 notes

(Source: incomparablyme)

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kidsraisingkids:

Day 1 of our family vacation in the mountains :) All the wilderness shots were taken in the forest where we got married years ago.

Jul 23rd at 12AM / via: kidsraisingkids / op: kidsraisingkids / reblog / 573 notes

bakingcheesebuns:

when u go to pee and unexpectedly start your period 

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Jul 22nd at 7PM / via: hello-my-name-is-moron / op: bakingcheesebuns / reblog / 189,802 notes

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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(Source: seedy)

Jul 22nd at 7PM / via: hello-my-name-is-moron / op: seedy / reblog / 413,350 notes

gabifresh:

take no shit 2014

(Source: gatissed)

Jul 22nd at 7PM / via: hello-my-name-is-moron / op: gatissed / reblog / 248,736 notes

iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

Jul 22nd at 7PM / via: hello-my-name-is-moron / op: iceboats / reblog / 325,637 notes
  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
Jul 22nd at 7PM / via: sassmasterhope / op: birbrightsactivist / reblog / 36,323 notes
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