my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.
- xoxo gossip girl
on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college
My wife and I just had our African wedding celebration with her side of the family. It was off the charts.
when you’re in a bad mood and your friend is trying to cheer you up
"I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven’t slept all night, I’m starved, and I’m armed! Don’t mess with me!"
Blythe Baird - “Girl Code 101” (NPS 2014)
"Give me one accomplishment of Mary’s that did not involve her vagina."
Performing during prelims at the 2014 National Poetry Slam.