Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.
apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”
Go fuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuck yourself
Day 1 of our family vacation in the mountains :) All the wilderness shots were taken in the forest where we got married years ago.
when u go to pee and unexpectedly start your period
when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship
take no shit 2014
when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want
- 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
- me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance